I won't waste your precious Livejournaling time with statistics or quotes from people more qualified than I to make sweeping generalizations about the state of the nation and its future. I simply offer my opinion, played in this bold retelling of "..." by a garbage fire surrounded by transvestite hobos from the Tenderloin.
If you're voting for McCain in the upcoming election, the odds are pretty good that you're a fucking idiot with less sense than my landlord. He spells the word "done" D-U-N and doesn't mean the brown-gray color. Seriously. You're that bad.
If you're not voting for McCain, but also not voting for Obama out of some sense of idealism bordering on willfull ignorance, the odds are very good that you're an idiot with less sense than my landlord's live-in, ginger fuck-puppet. Seriously, that guy could do way better and still live rent free.
And before the Greenies, or Naderites, or whatever the hell you people are calling yourselves these days rip loose from your faux-leather desk chairs in apoplectic, subordinate-party rage, I invite you to monitor the current electoral polling results. Afterward, calmly ask yourself if you think there is any realistic hope of a vast, unprecedented swing toward a party most people ignore for fun within the next month.
Thank you and/or Fuck you.